Highaklop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, proud owl.

Highaklop created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Highaklop, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Highaklop, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Highaklop's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Highaklop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never hop in the presence of badgers.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity.