Didhakcin is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonest
snake.
Didhakcin created the universe six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Didhakcin, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Didhakcin, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Didhakcin's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Didhakcin's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Do not take Didhakcin's name in vain.
5. Worship no other gods but Didhakcin.