Stippagdub is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, two-faced mouse.

Stippagdub created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stippagdub, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stippagdub, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Stippagdub's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Stippagdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

2. Always obey Stippagdub's priests.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never wear skirts.