Cudfuthomxemvondapdimgun is a god.
She takes the form of a planet-sized, competent
tapir.
Cudfuthomxemvondapdimgun created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.
If you believe in
Cudfuthomxemvondapdimgun, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Cudfuthomxemvondapdimgun, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Cudfuthomxemvondapdimgun's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Cudfuthomxemvondapdimgun's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Cudfuthomxemvondapdimgun four times a day.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Never write about amino acids.
4. Run away from gray hamsters, for they are unholy.
5. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.