Negyammat is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, boastful crocodile.

Negyammat created energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Negyammat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Negyammat, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Negyammat's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Negyammat's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry porpoises.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near cats while wearing cyan rings.

3. You must never eat bananas.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in red.