Tipdumduntar is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, competent fish.

Tipdumduntar created humankind two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipdumduntar, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tipdumduntar, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Tipdumduntar's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Tipdumduntar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always treat eagles with great respect.

5. Never talk about bacteria.