Wikarttag is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, amazing turtle.

Wikarttag created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Wikarttag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wikarttag, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wikarttag's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Wikarttag's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Wikarttag four times a day.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never feed peanuts to moths while wearing stockings.