Satjopdid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, kind crab.

Satjopdid created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Satjopdid, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Satjopdid, it will remove you from existence.

Satjopdid's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Satjopdid's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about horses.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.