Zodbifzig is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, benevolent fairy.

Zodbifzig created viruses four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodbifzig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zodbifzig, she will turn you into a frog.

Zodbifzig's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Zodbifzig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not chop down trees.