Rakshav is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciful owl.

Rakshav created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakshav, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rakshav, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Rakshav's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Rakshav's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.