Dabnablid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, awe-inspiring goose.

Dabnablid created the Small Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Dabnablid, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dabnablid, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dabnablid's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Dabnablid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity.

2. Run away if four ants approach from the south.

3. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near birds while wearing black tights and balancing five silicon spheres on your arms.

5. Never hurt turtles.