Gummapbut is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unfair fox.

Gummapbut created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gummapbut, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gummapbut, she will ignore you.

Gummapbut's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Gummapbut's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never hurt swans.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.