Jippodkop is a god.

He takes the form of a large, capable cobra.

Jippodkop created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jippodkop, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jippodkop, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Jippodkop's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Jippodkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat gooseberries.

2. Do not hurt horses.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never think about spacetime near pigs while wearing purple corsets and balancing three gold spheres on your back.