Laggadcan is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, idiotic eagle.

Laggadcan created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Laggadcan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Laggadcan, it will turn you into a sheep.

Laggadcan's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Laggadcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Do not speak about grapes.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.