Hunzensit is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, witless shark.

Hunzensit created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunzensit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hunzensit, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Hunzensit's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Hunzensit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

3. Do not kill doves.

4. Always help dolphins.

5. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.