Spagriggeb is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, grumpy yak.

Spagriggeb created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagriggeb, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Spagriggeb, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Spagriggeb's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Spagriggeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.