Dadpinvin is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, quiet parrot.

Dadpinvin created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadpinvin, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dadpinvin, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dadpinvin's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Dadpinvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never eat wheat.

3. You must never eat limes.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.