Watbisstig Hadfotpop is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, tranquil narwhal.

Watbisstig Hadfotpop created a photon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Watbisstig Hadfotpop, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Watbisstig Hadfotpop, it will turn you into a puffin.

Watbisstig Hadfotpop's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Watbisstig Hadfotpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sheep.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never think ill of sick foxes.

4. Always help ants.

5. Never eat parsnips.