Madtombast is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, humorless dog.

Madtombast created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Madtombast, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Madtombast, it will turn you into a hamster.

Madtombast's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Madtombast's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Madtombast in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never feed lots of peanuts to hamsters while wearing gray trousers.

5. Never feed lentils to eagles while wearing coats.