Bemtighat is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever camel.

Bemtighat created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bemtighat, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bemtighat, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bemtighat's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Bemtighat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Bemtighat loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not eat turnips.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.