Binfadxemkin is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, amazing chicken.

Binfadxemkin created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binfadxemkin, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Binfadxemkin, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Binfadxemkin's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Binfadxemkin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

2. Never hurt ants.

3. Binfadxemkin must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not speak about peas.