Venvonktanfas is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-powerful narwhal.

Venvonktanfas created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Venvonktanfas, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Venvonktanfas, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Venvonktanfas' most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Venvonktanfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Venvonktanfas on top of all buildings.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.