Armfetwod is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, quiet hamster.

Armfetwod created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Armfetwod, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Armfetwod, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Armfetwod's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Armfetwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.