Cetvid is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, clever whale.

Cetvid created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetvid, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cetvid, he will be very unhappy.

Cetvid's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Cetvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tapirs.

2. Never jump near whales.

3. Feed all hungry snails.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near horses while wearing yellow trousers and balancing three tin spheres on your legs.

5. Always help hamsters in need.