Sandcudflag is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, overgenerous deer.

Sandcudflag created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sandcudflag, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sandcudflag, it will destroy your home planet.

Sandcudflag's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Sandcudflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always help grasshopers in need.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.