Mabflislip is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, irritating rhinoceros.

Mabflislip created dark energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabflislip, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mabflislip, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Mabflislip's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Mabflislip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Mabflislip in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never feed lemons to cats while wearing white shirts.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Always obey Mabflislip's priests.