Quatneglabgun Tonkbumbon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, two-faced jellyfish.

Quatneglabgun Tonkbumbon created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Quatneglabgun Tonkbumbon, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Quatneglabgun Tonkbumbon, she will turn you into a goat.

Quatneglabgun Tonkbumbon's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Quatneglabgun Tonkbumbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Moths are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never hurt pigs.