Gignatflam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, benevolent deer.

Gignatflam created dark matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gignatflam, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gignatflam, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gignatflam's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Gignatflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ducks.

2. Never paint your legs mauve.

3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.