Funzimtamcedgovjop is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, blissful crane.

Funzimtamcedgovjop created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Funzimtamcedgovjop, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Funzimtamcedgovjop, it will manifest in front of you.

Funzimtamcedgovjop's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Funzimtamcedgovjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. Never eat grapes.

5. Never write about comets.