Watkambem is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, strong snake.

Watkambem created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Watkambem, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Watkambem, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Watkambem's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Watkambem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never feed lots of apples to tapirs while wearing white kilts.

5. Never talk about dark matter.