Davpomjat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, narcissistic human.

Davpomjat created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davpomjat, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Davpomjat, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Davpomjat's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Davpomjat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Never hurt turtles.

5. Always treat bats with great respect.