Kargadgof is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, intelligent hippopotamus.

Kargadgof created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kargadgof, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kargadgof, it will send minions to preach to you.

Kargadgof's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Kargadgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of grapes to great tits while wearing purple rings.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never hurt mice.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not covet oxen.