Wadbimdissfas is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, capable alligator.

Wadbimdissfas created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadbimdissfas, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wadbimdissfas, she will destroy your home planet.

Wadbimdissfas' most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Wadbimdissfas' Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Hide if eight turtles approach from the south.

5. Do not cook food in pots.