Dadvagzak is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, thoughtless cobra.

Dadvagzak created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadvagzak, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dadvagzak, he will turn you into a slug.

Dadvagzak's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Dadvagzak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Dadvagzak on top of all buildings.

2. Always treat snails with great respect.

3. Do not kill porpoises.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Pray towards the north.