Tinmidvog is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, sage bat.

Tinmidvog created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tinmidvog, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tinmidvog, it will not invite you to parties.

Tinmidvog's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Tinmidvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

3. Tinmidvog must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tinmidvog.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.