Fedratsas is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, narcissistic slug.

Fedratsas created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Fedratsas, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fedratsas, he will refuse to believe in you.

Fedratsas' most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Fedratsas' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fedratsas.

2. You must love Fedratsas.

3. Never feed garlic to ducks while wearing skirts.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Never feed lemons to mice while wearing brown jumpers.