Renarncipcar Riltanxen is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tiresome dragon.

Renarncipcar Riltanxen created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Renarncipcar Riltanxen, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Renarncipcar Riltanxen, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Renarncipcar Riltanxen's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Renarncipcar Riltanxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. You must pray to Renarncipcar Riltanxen eight times a day.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near shrews while wearing cyan jumpers and balancing four iron spheres on your feet.