Rapkopvon is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, humane fly.

Rapkopvon created water four years ago.

If you believe in Rapkopvon, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rapkopvon, he will send you a sign.

Rapkopvon's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Rapkopvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never think about special relativity near snakes while wearing red shirts and balancing seven titanium spheres on your legs.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rapkopvon.

4. Never think about archaea.

5. Never write about electromagnetism.