Getgepgod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, dishonest rat.

Getgepgod created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getgepgod, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Getgepgod, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Getgepgod's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Getgepgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near porpoises while wearing turquoise tights.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Never wear gray rings.

4. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Do not listen to music.