Spagstippidguncamhaswip is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, clever clam.

Spagstippidguncamhaswip created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagstippidguncamhaswip, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Spagstippidguncamhaswip, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Spagstippidguncamhaswip's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Spagstippidguncamhaswip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.