Xinbabbusgat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, staggering faun.

Xinbabbusgat created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinbabbusgat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Xinbabbusgat, it will destroy your home solar system.

Xinbabbusgat's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Xinbabbusgat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three grasshopers approach from the south.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never feed onions to frogs while wearing purple shirts.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Erect five titanium sculptures of Xinbabbusgat on top of important buildings.