Suggabhom is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, vain rat.

Suggabhom created carbon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Suggabhom, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Suggabhom, she will turn you into a sheep.

Suggabhom's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Suggabhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never bounce in the presence of nematodes.

3. Never think about special relativity near frogs while wearing fawn trousers and balancing nine silicon spheres on your feet.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never talk about asteroids.