Gathimrot is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, benevolent faun.

Gathimrot created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Gathimrot, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gathimrot, he will destroy your home planet.

Gathimrot's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Gathimrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Retreat if nine turtles approach from the north.

5. Never think ill of sick shrews.