Farnnanbom is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, self-assured fairy.

Farnnanbom created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnnanbom, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Farnnanbom, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Farnnanbom's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Farnnanbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dolphins.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Farnnanbom on top of important buildings.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Retreat if four bats approach from the north.