Wathivstraglun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, wise slug.

Wathivstraglun created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wathivstraglun, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Wathivstraglun, it will remove you from existence.

Wathivstraglun's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Wathivstraglun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lentils.

2. Never talk about foxes.

3. Do not kill whales.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not hurt aardvarks.