Appvidcum is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unthinking unicorn.

Appvidcum created the solar system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appvidcum, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Appvidcum, he will turn you into a goat.

Appvidcum's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Appvidcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Appvidcum loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Worship no other gods but Appvidcum.