Venarntun is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, bad-tempered bear.

Venarntun created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Venarntun, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Venarntun, it will refuse to believe in you.

Venarntun's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Venarntun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never write about optics.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.