Bamdavkablopfidquatkamstip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, amazing swallow.

Bamdavkablopfidquatkamstip created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Bamdavkablopfidquatkamstip, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bamdavkablopfidquatkamstip, he will refuse to believe in you.

Bamdavkablopfidquatkamstip's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bamdavkablopfidquatkamstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not keep six sheep in a large pit.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.