Quamsidcussmis is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, unselfish cow.

Quamsidcussmis created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamsidcussmis, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quamsidcussmis, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Quamsidcussmis' most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Quamsidcussmis' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.