Gomlarpvol is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, caring jellyfish.

Gomlarpvol created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomlarpvol, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gomlarpvol, he will turn you into a dog.

Gomlarpvol's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Gomlarpvol's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Do not eat peas.

4. Do not speak about cucumbers.

5. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.